PinnedAllan IshacWhy I’m Not Upset, Preoccupied, Or Losing Sleep Over The Upcoming ElectionThere’s another way of looking at this moment in American history that can cut down on your antacid intakeJul 1210Jul 1210
Allan IshacYou Don’t Transform The Old By Opposing It, You Transform It By Making It ObsoleteSuperior ideas, dreams, and visions inevitably supplant what no longer works—we are at that pivotal momentSep 18Sep 18
Allan IshacThat Kicking And Screaming You Hear Is The Old, The Stale, And The Obsolete On Its Way OutThere are a dozen reasons to feel good again as we say farewell to years of misery, mistrust, gloom and doomAug 184Aug 184
Allan IshacMy Creative Muse Is A 19th Century, Cast-Iron Doorstopper. Really.For 35 years, “Elfie” has been at my side for four books, dozens of articles, and thousands of Medium postsAug 132Aug 132
Allan IshacIt’s a BOY!… oh, sorry, I mean… it’s a BOOK!The world is weary … and the time is right for this mind-bending tale of miraculous possibilitiesJun 201Jun 201
Allan IshacNot Satire, But I Think My Debut Novel Will Keep You Well EntertainedIt took me 10 years to write THE MYSTIC IN THE MEWS: A Metaphysical Adventure Story —and I believe it’s worth the waitJun 146Jun 146
Allan IshacNew Owner Of ‘The Onion’ Plans Name Change To Funnier-Sounding ‘The Kumquat’‘You can’t say kumquat without laughing, so we’re making the quick switch from vegetable to fruit,’ says acquiring CEOApr 272Apr 272
Allan IshacTrader Joe’s Settles Union Dispute With Yummy ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ BribeLifetime supply of Chili & Lime Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips and Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Nuggets added to workers’ bootyApr 192Apr 192
Allan IshacinThe HavenPope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’Apr 84Apr 84
Allan IshacinDemocracy GuardianRFK Jr. Says Taylor Swift Is ‘A Much Worse Threat To Democracy’ Than Biden Or Trump While a little…While a little outlandish, the independent presidential candidate made a cogent argumentApr 35Apr 35