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New York's 50 Best Places to Find Peace and Quiet

New York's 50 Best Places to Find Peace and Quiet

For twenty years, a best-selling guide to calm retreats and relaxing locations in the big city, endorsed by The New York Times.

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Allan Ishac

New Owner Of ‘The Onion’ Plans Name Change To Funnier-Sounding ‘The Kumquat’

‘You can’t say kumquat without laughing, so we’re making the quick switch from vegetable to fruit,’ says acquiring CEO

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Trader Joe’s Settles Union Dispute With Yummy ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ Bribe

Lifetime supply of Chili & Lime Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips and Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Nuggets added to workers’ booty

1 min readApr 19, 2024

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Photo of jar of Trader Joe’s Speculoos Cookie Butter for humor article on union-busting controversy. Satire. Unions. Workers. Labor. Food.

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The Haven

Pope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…

‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’

1 min readApr 8, 2024

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Photo of Pope Francis for satirical article about human dignity and transgender right. Catholic Church. Pedophilia. Rape. Religion.

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Democracy Guardian

RFK Jr. Says Taylor Swift Is ‘A Much Worse Threat To Democracy’ Than Biden Or Trump While a little…

While a little outlandish, the independent presidential candidate made a cogent argument

1 min readApr 3, 2024

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Photo of Taylor Swift, Donald Trump and Joe Biden for satirical article on Swifties saving American democracy. Humor. Music. Pop Music. Grammys. KC Chiefs

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Albany, Dissed During Women’s NCAA Showdown, Says It Hopes To Become NY State’s Capital Someday

Upstate city pushed back at Rebecca Lobo’s TV shade saying it feels ready to step into state’s political spotlight

2 min readApr 2, 2024

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Photo of Rebecca Lobo in humor article about Albany wanting to become the capital of New York State. New York City. NCAA. Women’s Basketball. ESPN. Caitlin Clark.

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‘Oppenheimer’ Release In Japan Prompts Public Outcry For Making Of ‘Pearl Harbor 2: Final Hell’

Japanese say two can play at annihilation entertainment game

1 min readApr 2, 2024

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Photo of scene from the movie Pearl Harbor. Satire. Humor. Japan. Movies. Films. War. World War II. Oppenheimer. Hawaii.

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The Haven

Jesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection

‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunch

1 min readMar 31, 2024

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Image of Jesus speaking to followers during Easter resurrection. Humor. Satire. Christianity. Religion. God. Holidays. Love.

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Funny, Inc.

Baltimore To Explore LEGO Bridge Replacement

‘Honestly, it can’t be any worse than that rickety hunk of junk we just had,’ says city’s mayor

1 min readMar 29, 2024

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Photo of LEGO bridge as a replacement for collapsed Baltimore bridge. Humor. Funny. Construction. Ships. Sailing.

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Democracy Guardian

NBC To Replace Ronna McDaniel With Avid Trump Supporter, Sexyy Red

Black rapper okay’d by Maddow, Todd, other network stars, who call her, ‘Hipper and Hopper than the vile, RNC election denier’

1 min readMar 28, 2024

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NBC To Replace Ronna McDaniel With Avid Trump Supporter, Sexyy Red

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Funny, Inc.

MrBeast Admits Baltimore Bridge Collapse Was ‘Cargo Ship Cash Caper’ Gone Horribly Wrong

YouTuber locked 2000 contestants in 2000 containers paying $200 million to the first who could escape and steer the ship clear of the…

2 min readMar 27, 2024

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Photo of famous YouTuber MrBeast for humor article about the Baltimore shipping accident being one of his popular online video stunts. Funny. Money. Pranks. Ships.

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Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

18.3K Followers

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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