PinnedAllan IshacWhy I’m Not Upset, Preoccupied, Or Losing Sleep Over The Upcoming ElectionThere’s another way of looking at this moment in American history that can cut down on your antacid intakeJul 129Jul 129
Allan IshacIt’s a BOY!… oh, sorry, I mean… it’s a BOOK!The world is weary … and the time is right for this mind-bending tale of miraculous possibilitiesJun 201Jun 201
Allan IshacNot Satire, But I Think My Debut Novel Will Keep You Well EntertainedIt took me 10 years to write THE MYSTIC IN THE MEWS: A Metaphysical Adventure Story —and I believe it’s worth the waitJun 145Jun 145
Allan IshacNew Owner Of ‘The Onion’ Plans Name Change To Funnier-Sounding ‘The Kumquat’‘You can’t say kumquat without laughing, so we’re making the quick switch from vegetable to fruit,’ says acquiring CEOApr 272Apr 272
Allan IshacTrader Joe’s Settles Union Dispute With Yummy ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ BribeLifetime supply of Chili & Lime Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips and Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Nuggets added to workers’ bootyApr 192Apr 192
Allan IshacinThe HavenPope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’Apr 81Apr 81
Allan IshacinDemocracy GuardianRFK Jr. Says Taylor Swift Is ‘A Much Worse Threat To Democracy’ Than Biden Or Trump While a little…While a little outlandish, the independent presidential candidate made a cogent argumentApr 35Apr 35
Allan IshacAlbany, Dissed During Women’s NCAA Showdown, Says It Hopes To Become NY State’s Capital SomedayUpstate city pushed back at Rebecca Lobo’s TV shade saying it feels ready to step into state’s political spotlightApr 23Apr 23
Allan Ishac‘Oppenheimer’ Release In Japan Prompts Public Outcry For Making Of ‘Pearl Harbor 2: Final Hell’Japanese say two can play at annihilation entertainment gameApr 22Apr 22
Allan IshacinThe HavenJesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunchMar 311Mar 311