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Trump Misinterprets ‘Gag Order,’ Says Judge ‘Has Ordered Me To Pull More Gags And Pranks’

“This judge loves my Truth Social wisecracks and jokes so much, he’s demanding I pile it on”

Trump explaining to reporters that judge’s gag order requires him to play more gags on the people he hates. (Photo Credit: Fatih Aktas/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)

In a gross misunderstanding of Justice Arthur Engoron’s “gag order,” Donald Trump told reporters, “the judge basically ordered me to intensify my gags, jokes, and witty remarks directed at my enemies and opponents. He more or less demanded it, if you want to know the truth, so I’ll certainly comply.”

The indicted former president also said that Judge Engoron “seems to love my play on words and double entendres, so I’ll throw in some funny sexual innuendos and wisecracks the next time I post about his horrible Trump-hating clerk and that racist lunatic Letitia James.”

When asked if he clearly explained what a “gag order” was to his client, the ex-president’s lawyer said, “He’s a former president, okay, so a gag order can mean whatever he wants it to mean just by looking at it.”

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