A swarm of 15,000 bees in New Mexico was seen catching a lift in a Buick to a patch of bluebells on Thursday — Apiologists are noticing some strange “bee-haviors” among beleaguered honey bee populations across the country. “The bees are so stressed right now, they’re actually hitching rides to any fields and meadows that are more than a hundred feet from their hives,” said Dr. …

“Using our toxic baby powder together with our bad batch of vaccines wipes away stubborn corrosion almost instantly” — Johnson & Johnson researchers announced on Thursday that mixing their tainted Covid vaccine with the company’s asbestos-laced baby powder “produces an amazingly effective rust remover that our customers are going to love.” The pharma giant said the discovery was made in one of its labs accidentally this week after some…

“Parents are complaining that our puppeteers’ hands are all up inside their families’ favorite characters,” says show executive — Sesame Street announced on Wednesday that it will phase out its hand-held Muppet cast to “reduce excessive puppet touching on the show.” Most of the Muppet characters are designed as hand puppets, many with rods to control and coordinate certain movements. The hands of puppeteers are typically up inside the…

GOP leader claims Democrats “are trying to cancel out good American patriots who find an armed insurgency exhilarating” — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Wednesday called increased security around the Capitol “overdone,” insisting that Democrats were making too much of the January 6th insurrection. “Enough is enough,” said the man who for months perpetuated the lie that the November election was stolen, thereby paving the way for…

Was the ‘grabby’ governor together with Donald Trump and Billy Bush on that bus ? — Since it was released in October 2016, there’s been plenty of speculation about the mysterious ‘third man’ heard on the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape.