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Romney Omits Pelosi From“Old Pols Must Retire” Rant After She Snags Him “Book Of Mormon” Tix

Utah senator scolded Biden and Trump but said, “Nancy knows how much I love this Broadway show”

Mitt has a thing for musical comedies and Nancy knows it. (Image Credit: Religion News Service)

Sen. Mitt Romney announced his retirement yesterday, while berating Joe Biden and Donald Trump for not dropping out of 2024 presidential race saying, “it’s time for a new generation of leaders.”

However, he left 83-year-old Rep. Nancy Pelosi out of his rant, apparently because she was able to get him two prime orchestra seats for his favorite Broadway show, The Book of Mormon.

Romney famously follows the Mormon faith.

Octogenarian Pelosi declared last week that she would run for re-election in 2024, adding, “I will be spending much of the campaign season securing Broadway show tickets for each and every voter in the state of California.”

Pelosi’s poll numbers have skyrocketed in recent days.

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