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Allan Ishac

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New York's 50 Best Places to Find Peace and Quiet

New York's 50 Best Places to Find Peace and Quiet

For twenty years, a best-selling guide to calm retreats and relaxing locations in the big city, endorsed by The New York Times.

2011

Stories

Allan Ishac

It’s a BOY!… oh, sorry, I mean… it’s a BOOK!

The world is weary … and the time is right for this mind-bending tale of miraculous possibilities

Jun 20

Image of the book cover for The Mystic In The Mews: A metaphysical adventure story by Allan Ishac available on Amazon.

Jun 20

Allan Ishac

Not Satire, But I Think My Debut Novel Will Keep You Well Entertained

It took me 10 years to write THE MYSTIC IN THE MEWS: A Metaphysical Adventure Story —and I believe it’s worth the wait

Jun 14

Cover of a first novel by Medium satirist and author Allan Ishac. Spirituality. Metaphysics. Synchronicity. Hope. Love. New York City. Big Sur, California.

Jun 14

Allan Ishac

New Owner Of ‘The Onion’ Plans Name Change To Funnier-Sounding ‘The Kumquat’

‘You can’t say kumquat without laughing, so we’re making the quick switch from vegetable to fruit,’ says acquiring CEO

Apr 27

Apr 27

Allan Ishac

Trader Joe’s Settles Union Dispute With Yummy ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ Bribe

Lifetime supply of Chili & Lime Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips and Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Nuggets added to workers’ booty

Apr 19

Photo of jar of Trader Joe’s Speculoos Cookie Butter for humor article on union-busting controversy. Satire. Unions. Workers. Labor. Food.

Apr 19

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The Haven

Pope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…

‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’

Apr 8

Photo of Pope Francis for satirical article about human dignity and transgender right. Catholic Church. Pedophilia. Rape. Religion.

Apr 8

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Democracy Guardian

RFK Jr. Says Taylor Swift Is ‘A Much Worse Threat To Democracy’ Than Biden Or Trump While a little…

While a little outlandish, the independent presidential candidate made a cogent argument

Apr 3

Photo of Taylor Swift, Donald Trump and Joe Biden for satirical article on Swifties saving American democracy. Humor. Music. Pop Music. Grammys. KC Chiefs

Apr 3

Allan Ishac

Albany, Dissed During Women’s NCAA Showdown, Says It Hopes To Become NY State’s Capital Someday

Upstate city pushed back at Rebecca Lobo’s TV shade saying it feels ready to step into state’s political spotlight

Apr 2

Photo of Rebecca Lobo in humor article about Albany wanting to become the capital of New York State. New York City. NCAA. Women’s Basketball. ESPN. Caitlin Clark.

Apr 2

Allan Ishac

‘Oppenheimer’ Release In Japan Prompts Public Outcry For Making Of ‘Pearl Harbor 2: Final Hell’

Japanese say two can play at annihilation entertainment game

Apr 2

Photo of scene from the movie Pearl Harbor. Satire. Humor. Japan. Movies. Films. War. World War II. Oppenheimer. Hawaii.

Apr 2

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The Haven

Jesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection

‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunch

Mar 31

Image of Jesus speaking to followers during Easter resurrection. Humor. Satire. Christianity. Religion. God. Holidays. Love.

Mar 31

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Funny, Inc.

Baltimore To Explore LEGO Bridge Replacement

‘Honestly, it can’t be any worse than that rickety hunk of junk we just had,’ says city’s mayor

Mar 29

Photo of LEGO bridge as a replacement for collapsed Baltimore bridge. Humor. Funny. Construction. Ships. Sailing.

Mar 29

Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

18.4K Followers

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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