Allan IshacNew Owner Of ‘The Onion’ Plans Name Change To Funnier-Sounding ‘The Kumquat’‘You can’t say kumquat without laughing, so we’re making the quick switch from vegetable to fruit,’ says acquiring CEO·2 min read·Apr 27, 2024--2--2
Allan IshacTrader Joe’s Settles Union Dispute With Yummy ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ BribeLifetime supply of Chili & Lime Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips and Peanut Butter Filled Pretzel Nuggets added to workers’ booty·1 min read·Apr 19, 2024--2--2
Allan IshacinThe HavenPope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’·1 min read·Apr 8, 2024--1--1
Allan IshacinDemocracy GuardianRFK Jr. Says Taylor Swift Is ‘A Much Worse Threat To Democracy’ Than Biden Or Trump While a little…While a little outlandish, the independent presidential candidate made a cogent argument·1 min read·Apr 3, 2024--5--5
Allan IshacAlbany, Dissed During Women’s NCAA Showdown, Says It Hopes To Become NY State’s Capital SomedayUpstate city pushed back at Rebecca Lobo’s TV shade saying it feels ready to step into state’s political spotlight·2 min read·Apr 2, 2024--3--3
Allan Ishac‘Oppenheimer’ Release In Japan Prompts Public Outcry For Making Of ‘Pearl Harbor 2: Final Hell’Japanese say two can play at annihilation entertainment game·1 min read·Apr 2, 2024--1--1
Allan IshacinThe HavenJesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunch·1 min read·Mar 31, 2024--1--1
Allan IshacinFunny, Inc.Baltimore To Explore LEGO Bridge Replacement‘Honestly, it can’t be any worse than that rickety hunk of junk we just had,’ says city’s mayor·1 min read·Mar 29, 2024----
Allan IshacinDemocracy GuardianNBC To Replace Ronna McDaniel With Avid Trump Supporter, Sexyy RedBlack rapper okay’d by Maddow, Todd, other network stars, who call her, ‘Hipper and Hopper than the vile, RNC election denier’·1 min read·Mar 28, 2024--2--2
Allan IshacinFunny, Inc.MrBeast Admits Baltimore Bridge Collapse Was ‘Cargo Ship Cash Caper’ Gone Horribly WrongYouTuber locked 2000 contestants in 2000 containers paying $200 million to the first who could escape and steer the ship clear of the…·2 min read·Mar 27, 2024----