You put “humor” in quotes, Syte. Is that because you are a friend of Sean “Air Quote” Spicer, or you don’t like my writings?

BTW, my mother was a Catholic, and my father was Jewish. So when I try to turn my cheek as true Christians like you always do, I bump into my big nose. I’m caught in this slap fight between both sides of my religious upbringing.

My solution was to mock all religions equally. And all breeds of arachnids, which are actually way more dangerous than any Muslim I’ve ever met.

You should stop by more often, Syte. I like your smile. I could be friends with a man who smiles like you do.

What do you think?

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.