Allan Ishac
1 min readJan 4, 2018

You must be getting “hoarsely” barking that bullshit all day, Jake.

I recommend gargling with warm water and salt hourly.

Then, get a lobotomy.

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Bestselling Author. Satirist, Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.