You don’t have to be sorry, Ulrich, you just have to change your thumbnail photo to a less blurry one because this one dislodged my contact lens.

Please send me links to funny stuff from Germany. My understanding is that you all have no sense of humor (yes, I just slurred a nation so don’t come after me for that). Love to see what makes a German guffaw.

Thanks for becoming a new follower, Ulrich. I love my international fan club.



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