Yes, obviously, Igor.

I have brought forward credible reports that Lindt chocolate isn’t as good as Hershey’s. And, yet, you just sit on your hands.

Scared, Igor?

You’re nothing but a chocolate hack, Igor.

(It is so damn much fun to write the name Igor. I go all Young Frankenstein over here. Igor. Igor. Igor.)

Thanks for reading and being so damn serious that you took the joy out of my Sunday. Think I’ll go have a superior Hershey’s chocolate bar now.


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