Yes, I am a meth head.

Must be the way I stagger through my satire that gave it away.

And sorry to hear you won’t be staggering through any future posts along with me, Isabelle.

Sorry you took the time to read this, too. Please don’t trouble yourself again in the future.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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