Yes, David, the quote is made up because I write satire.

What is not made up is the humanitarian crisis happening right now in Puerto Rico, an island inhabited by AMERICAN CITIZENS!

It is just like your next door neighbors needing aid. Would you offer assistance or evaluate the amount of self-help happening across the street first?

This is not about politics and economics, David, despite what the bozo in chief might be tweet feeding you. It’s about people in pain and in trouble.


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