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Apr 30, 2017·1 min read

Yes, Amanda, I will take all three please.

Who should I expect a call from first, SNL or Sam Bee?

Thank you for your sweet words, really.

If you’re single, please reply.

–AI

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Very creative. Thank you! You should really have a broader audience. SNL? the Daily Show? Sam Bee?
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