Yep, he’s a true family man, Pilar.

Wish he had been my father. Of course, then I would have had to tape my butthole shut.

You understand butthole?

Have a good day, my new friend.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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