Yeah, those scheming billionaires like Madoff, always looking out for the other rich guys, never the little guys like me and you.

Thank God we got rid of that miserly black man and got a billionaire in the White House instead to make sure we lower that debt (wall), justice is done, and law and order is restored.

There’s been so much abiding by the law since the Orange Accident has taken over, and so much wonderful order, I can barely stand it!

In fact, if we get any more law and order around here, we might burst with the good feelings.

Okay, Ron, have a great weekend.



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