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Apr 22, 2017·1 min read

Yeah, I said 15,000 WWII-era German reichsmarks. That’s like $15 in today’s dollar, so I’m doing you a big fucking favor here with the $1500.

So take it now, or keep your South African Boer Springbok mouth shut.

–AI

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

$1500? I thought you said $15000.
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