Wow, what am I doing writing my malarkey when your pen is loaded and firing.

Ladies and Gentleman, I pass my bullshitist baton to retired lawyer and Constitutional law buff, Mr. Keith. He’s taking over and I’m now going to go down and relax at his place in Key Largo.

Thanks Mr. Keith. Where do you keep the sun block?

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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