Wow, okay, now I don’t have to worry about anyone calling me the dirtiest dude on Medium.

Thanks, Savage, telling it like it is with the dried semen.

(That’s the first time I’ve ever written the words “dried semen.”)

Keep it coming … uh, you know what I mean.

–AI

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