Truth In Satire

Secret Service Employs Five Body Doubles For Donald Trump As Death Threats Mount

Agency says political decoys are needed to guarantee the safety of the president in a variety of dangerous situations

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Former London Mayor Boris Johnson will be playing the role of Mr. Trump on windy days at political events. (Credit: www.esquire.co.uk)
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A caterpillar (at right) with an uncanny likeness to Mr. Trump will be used when the president is walking across the White House lawn to Marine One. (Credit: www.time.com)
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This trash receptacle is one of the Secret Service’s “most secret weapons” against attacks on the president.
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So many people at a livestock auction in Iowa thought this horse’s ass (right) was the commander In chief, the Secret Service is employing several more horse’s butts as decoys in the future.
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Boris Johnson has been working on perfecting the president’s use of the word “huge” and securing his neckties with tape. (Credit: www.panjury.com)
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During motorcades, this auto body double has been working brilliantly to distract would-be presidential assailants. (Credit: www.imgur.com)

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