Truth In Satire

With “Melania’s 12 Steps To Becoming A Better Wife,” First Lady Vows To Try Harder

After Pope implores her to take greater care of the corpulent president, Mrs. Trump issues renewed spousal commitment

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Since meeting with Pope Francis, Melania is a joy for our wonderful president to be around. (Credit: US Weekly)
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Melania says it was the Pope who convinced her to be a better wife by telling her, “Yes, your husband is despicable, and fat, but love him regardless my dear, as Jesus would.” (Credit: The Independent)
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“I will not half-smile at my husband in a phony manner any longer,” says Melania. (Note: President Trump did not make the same pledge).
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“No more public daggers in the back,” declares Melania, as part of her 12-step plan to love her great, great husband even more than ever.
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“Even if you learned to do it as a child, do not curse your husband with the ‘Vampire of Death Stare.’ He might be too dumb to know what hit him, but the rest of the country will not be so naive,” Melania writes.
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In the company of Arab Muslims, do not be the first to dive into the pistachio cakes.

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