Truth In Satire

Winning Olympians Say They Won’t Visit White House For Fear Trump Might Steal Gold

“He took a Purple Heart off a veteran once without earning it, we don’t want him thinking he can pocket one of our medals”

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U.S. Olympians say they won’t be sharing, or even showing, their gold medals to President Trump. (Credit:foxnews.com)
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Shaun White, men’s snowboard halfpipe gold medalist, says he‘s going to keep his gold medal “in a place where Donald Trump will never find it.” (Credit: foxnews.com)
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The legendary skier Lindsey Vonn says that if the president wants a piece of her bronze medal he’ll have to chase her downhill to get it. (Credit: (foxnewscom/ AP Photo/Christophe Ena)

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