Truth In Satire

Why Stephen Miller Will Be Trump’s Last Man Standing (Hint: He’s Not A Man)

The White House’s top policy advisor and insensate cyborg is programmed to stay by the president’s side till the very end

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Everyone in the White House knows that if Stephen Miller gives you this look you’d better leave town as quickly as possible and assume a fake identity. (Credit: thewrap.com)
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Cyborg Miller watching President Trump like a hawk to ensure that the dimwit does not stray from Vladimir Putin’s script. (Credit: vanityfair.com)
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In late 2016, Miller was briefly recalled to Russia for faulty ocular chips that made him appear drowsy. (Credit: deadstate.org)
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In this photo, Miller is doing a laser scan of a suspicious briefcase in a White House corridor. (Credit: huffingtonpost.com)

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