Truth In Satire

“Why I Play So Much Golf” By Donald Trump

Double Bogie Don explains to America why it is so important for him to spend a quarter of his presidency on the golf course

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“What’s so hard about being president?” (Credit: USAtoday.com)
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“I always leaves a good impression on behalf of America when I’m on the golf course.” (Credit: inquisitr.com)
  1. If you watch a lot of TV, like I do, you know that many other world leaders also enjoy the game of golf. This creates a natural bond between us. I know this for a fact, because so many have written to say that I’ve “teed them off.” That’s insider golfer lingo for, “I would love to play 18 holes with you, Don, the next time I’m in Mar-a-Lago.” That’s why I need practice regularly, so I’m always ready to hit the fairways with them.
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“If this goes in, Kim Jong Un can kiss his big Korean ass goodbye.” (Credit: clickhole.com)
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“According to my Fitbit, I rack up eight steps every time I leave my golf cart and head to my clubs.” (Credit: occupydemocrats.com)
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“Here I am taking a Mulligan over there in Scotland or Ireland, wherever it is that the Mulligan family lives.” (Credit: thetelegraphandargus.co.uk)

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