Who the hell is trying to write impartially, Mike?

Not me…and not you.

I’m trying to mock him to knock him right out of Washington.

Because satire and humor has that power.

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain

By the way, Sam Clemens (aka Mark Twain) lived right around the corner from me in New York City. What an asshole! Pushy, insolant (I think you meant insolent), arrogant and domineering. And what a douchy writer, too.

Thanks for read and writing, Mike, glad to have you as an enthusiastic new reader!

–AI