With Donald Trump operating in a world of his own making, The White House thought it would be useful to release a glossary of alternate Trump terms.
This glossary of substitute definitions may help you better comprehend our inscrutable leader. Forty common terms appear on the left with Donald Trump’s alternate definitions on the right:
Necktie: Tape dispenser
Defeat (as in popular vote): Victory
Cats: Furry germs
Dogs: More furry germs
People: Fur-less germs
Charity: Slush fund
Casino: Slush fund
University (as in Trump University): Slush Fund
Not Grabbable: Grabbable
Sons: Sacrificial lambs
Advisers: Sacrificial lambs
Vice-President: Sacrificial lamb
Congress: Sacrificial lamb
Chief-of-Staff: Sacrificial lamb
Everyone Else: Sacrificial lambs
Failure (as a president): Success
Greet (as with a handshake): Arm wrestle
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