Truth In Satire

White House Releases Exciting Schedule Of Resignations Slated For Fall

Scaramucci is out, Bannon departing soon, new Chief of Staff John Kelly leaving August 31st, many others resigning in September

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Anthony Scaramucci resigned on Monday, departing after just 10 obscenity-laced days, which the White House claims was “the plan all along.” (Credit: Vanity Fair)
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He’ll get a chance to work on that tan after Aug. 8th. (Credit: Chicago Tribune)
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Out the revolving door at the cursed White House communications office is Sarah “Scratch-Scratch” Sanders. (Credit: NY Daily News)
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In this photo, it is possible to see cyborg Miller’s solid oxide fuel cells failing, which will prompt scheduled maintenance by late August. (Credit: Breitbart)
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Kelly will be in his job just long enough to develop an inoperable esophageal ulcer directly attributed to Mr. Trump’s tweets. (Credit: NY Daily News)
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Tillerson says he plans to belch his resignation at reporters in mid-September. (Credit: The Sun)
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Perry says he prefers Warby-Parker to GlassesUSA.com. (Credit: Austin American-Statesman)
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The only black man to serve in Trump’s cabinet will be out before doing lethal damage to the president’s lily-white reputation. (Credit: WBNS-10TV)

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