Truth In Satire

White House Now Accepting Applications For New First Lady

Shake-up at the highest level continues as President Trump says current wife “doesn’t have all the qualifications I’m looking for”

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Sources says President Trump has soured on America’s current First Lady. (Credit: firstpost.com/AP)
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Two of the applicants vying for the role of new First Lady. (Credit: facet.wp.pl)
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Things seemed to go south for the first couple when it was revealed that Mr. Trump had been schtuping a porn star while Melania was pregnant with their only child. (Credit: intouchweekly.com)

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