Truth In Satire
White House Now Accepting Applications For New First Lady
Shake-up at the highest level continues as President Trump says current wife “doesn’t have all the qualifications I’m looking for”
The rapid staff turnover creating upheavals in the White House extended into its private quarters this week as sources say the president is now reviewing applications for a new First Lady.
“Mr. Trump has told aides he’s getting close to having the cabinet and staff he wants, but there are still missing pieces on the family front,” revealed one White House source who spoke on condition of anonymity. “The president specifically told John Kelly that he wants to see Melania out by April.”
While many inside the White House were aware that there was tension between the president and First Lady, and that Mr. Trump did not believe Melania was being as loyal to him as she should be, it was her recent unwillingness to hold his hand at public events that seemed to tip the scales against her.
