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White House Announces Guest List For First Ever “Slimeball Ball”

Invitees include some of the most loathsome, dishonorable characters on the planet, all close friends of the president’s

All of the most disreputable goons will be there, including King Thug himself. (Credit: http://aurn.com)

The White House on Friday released the guest list for the first ever, springtime “Slimeball Ball” to be held on May 1st.

Invitees are to include some of the most repugnant and disreputable individuals in the world, all dear friends of President Trump’s.

In alphabetical order, the partial list of lowlifes includes:

Some of the misunderstood white supremacists on the guest list. (Credit: cnn.com)

Charlottesville White Supremacist Protest Organizers: The president has asked five of the racist organizers of last year’s Charlottesville, VA protest, in which three people died and lots of Tiki torches were lit, to attend the Slimeball Ball. The president has called the repellent white nationalists “totally misunderstood and a great group of guys if you get to know them.”