Wherever he is, you made Mr. Swift proud here, Amber.
Just one slight recipe correction: Stew of Poor Brown Kids must be seasoned with Herb of the Elderly (those that died from not getting free Meals On Wheels, I mean) and Organic Displaced Immigrant Powder if you want to achieve both the right flavor and correct texture.
That should do it.
Thanks, Amber, not only for jumping in here, but for following my nonsense.