When will you admit, Terri, that I’m your favorite writer on Medium?

You keep coming back every day. You’re either in love or a masochist.

I’ve met masochists. You don’t seem like the type. So I guess you’re in love.

Well, Terri, I’m with someone, but you can keep reading. Just be nice to me. I’m very sensitive.

Thanks.

–AI

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