Truth In Satire

When The Manager Of Our Posh English Hotel Said That Trump Was An “Asswipe,” I Didn’t Think He Meant It Literally

You can put a stinkin’ bum against your stinkin’ bum anywhere you go in England.
Sometimes referred to as “The Loo-zer Roll” in England, the Trump toilet paper is a favorite among the upper classes here.
It’s hard to tell, but I’m eager to finish my daily Medium post so I can blow my nose on the Trump loo roll in my hotel bathroom. (Note: Worthless Trump $45 bills are on the desk next to me.)

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