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What’s That Smell Coming From The White House?

All of Washington, D.C. is asking the same question — here are 10 possible explanations

Flamin’ Hot Cheeto-dogs not only taste bad, they stink! But Mr. Trump’s favorite food is all they’re serving at the White House these days. (Credit: David Woo/GuideLive.com)

It started a few months ago and it has gotten stronger as the weeks have gone by — a stink, a stench, a horribly foul odor coming from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Theories as to the origin of the fetor abound. Here are some likely culprits:

#1. Smelly Kelly — If you think it was disgusting to watch her kick off her shoes and put those terrible tootsies on the couch, you should have been there to smell it. The look on the faces of the two men to the right attest to the shock and eye-watering impact of the stench from KellyAnne Conway’s feet.

#2. Despot Toupee-Decay — Joseph Stalin suffered from it, autocrat Mao Zedong of China, too, and, most famously, the tyrant Francois Duvalier of Haiti. Turns out, as the man becomes more evil, the fake hair becomes more fetid…