Truth In Satire

The Speech You Would Have Heard If Trump’s Teleprompter Had Failed Tuesday Night

Unable to stray from his electronic script, the president was vulnerable to sounding like an idiot during the State of the Union

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He proved he really can read — but only off of a slow-moving teleprompter. (Credit: nbcnews.com)
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Reading … (Credit: voanews.com)
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Still reading… (Credit: chicago.suntimes.com)
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“Uh-oh, teleprompter glitch. What do I do now?” (Credit:
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Waving to people like a stumblebum. (Credit: indianexpress.com)

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