What do you mean I “likely never met a whore?”

I’ve met plenty of whores. But that’s a terrible word. I prefer to call them prostitutes. Or courtesans.

Or the whore I really like, Lila, I call her a “tart.”

Lila loves it when I call her a tart.

Especially when I nibble at her crust.

Thanks Doug for reminding me of my Friday night illicit love with dear Lila.

(Sigh).

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.