1 min readMay 11, 2017
What do you mean I “likely never met a whore?”
I’ve met plenty of whores. But that’s a terrible word. I prefer to call them prostitutes. Or courtesans.
Or the whore I really like, Lila, I call her a “tart.”
Lila loves it when I call her a tart.
Especially when I nibble at her crust.
Thanks Doug for reminding me of my Friday night illicit love with dear Lila.
(Sigh).
–AI