What do you mean I “likely never met a whore?”

I’ve met plenty of whores. But that’s a terrible word. I prefer to call them prostitutes. Or courtesans.

Or the whore I really like, Lila, I call her a “tart.”

Lila loves it when I call her a tart.

Especially when I nibble at her crust.

Thanks Doug for reminding me of my Friday night illicit love with dear Lila.

(Sigh).

–AI

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