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Jun 5, 2017·1 min read

What am I writing satire for? That’s fucking great stuff, Craig.

I’m retiring.

All hail, Craig Heath!

–AI

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Speaking on background, an unnamed WH source said that the president then sat at his desk and…
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