I might be suffering from depression, Mr. Apurva Singh, but if you think that Donald Trump is any friend of yours with a name like that, you’re delusional.

If you actually entered the U.S. recently using that photo in your thumbnail, don’t push your luck. Get out now.

And if you somehow already live in the U.S., then pack your bags pronto. Because you’re leaving, brother, courtesy of “bad deal” Trump and the INS.

As far as the missing ten trillion dollars — don’t be looking for it in the Clinton, Obama, or even the Trump bank accounts. Putin has it.

Have a good night, sir, wherever you are.

–AI

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