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May 5, 2017·1 min read

We can’t, Lon.

I’ve already given up.

–AI

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Damnit, Allan, how can I compete with this exercise in absurdity?
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