Wait, this is an Obama reference after his last correspondent’s dinner, I assume?

Is this a threat, Hammer. Are you telling me it’s time for me to go?

Or are you just suggesting that we’re all going to be dead and done after the weekend’s meeting with Jinping?

Clarify, Hammer, or I might go to bed paranoid that you and Cami Cami or Pam are about to knock me off.

–AI

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