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U.S. Issues Travel Warning For Every Country In The World

State Department official says advisories coincide with “pretty much everyone on the planet hating us right now”

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Flammable effigies of Donald Trump are the hottest selling item around the world this year, pointing to the hostility that awaits Americans traveling overseas.
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State Department officials say that if Americans must travel abroad they should keep a low profile, not wear loud flag t-shirts, and never mention Donald Trump’s name.
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Worldwide distributors cannot keep the reviled Trump pinata in stock. (Credit: www.yahoo.com/lifestyle)
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Police in every foreign country are stopping American travelers, urging them to turn around and head home for their own safety. (Credit: montrealgazette.com)

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