Truth In Satire

In Act Of Mercy, Twitter To Begin Suspending Trump’s Account On Sundays

Saying it doesn’t want to be responsible for “a national nervous breakdown,” social media giant will give America a day of rest

American citizens will be able to hear the tweets of actual birds beginning this Sunday. (Credit:
He’ll have to find some other way to torment the nation on the weekends. (Credit:
One Twitter customer complained, “Adolf Twitler has been torturing me with 140-characters or less for the past year. Am I the only one going insane?” Mr. Dorsey responded in one word: “No.” (Credit:

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