Truth In Satire

Trump’s “Midas Touch” Turns To Kiss Of Death For Anyone In His Orbit

Word is out among family, friends, aides and appointees — “get too close to the ‘poison president’ and your life will turn to shit”

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He’s like cancer but only worse. (Credit: www.theatlantic.com)
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His magic touch feels like a sharp slap for people who get too near the poison president. (Credit: wikepedia)
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Hope Hicks was one staffer who tried to get away from Mr. Trump but came down with the curse before she departed. Her life is now ruined. (Credit: abcnews.com)
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Some federal inmates waiting for deployment to the White House. (Credit: www.flickr.com/photos/52282631@N07/9383374303)

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