Truth In Satire
Trump’s Goose Is Cooked…And Other Smells Coming From The White House
With emerging proof of obstruction of justice, the colluder-in-chief can no longer hide the stench of his terminal presidency
The smell of Donald Trump’s political death.
That’s what many in Washington are calling the odor emanating from the White House after evidence came to light last Thursday that President Trump tried to interfere in the Russia investigation, thus committing the impeachable crime of “obstruction of justice.”
The funk in the air is expected to linger for weeks, if not months, as the decaying presidency of Don-the-Con pollutes the atmosphere surrounding 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and wafts over the city.
Longtime political observers who’ve watched as other presidents have come and gone, even veteran bureaucrats who were around when Nixon called it quits after Watergate, say this particular stink is different than anything they’ve ever sniffed, and they are having trouble describing it.
Here are the words they’re using to characterize the stench:
“Imagine the reek from one of Bannon’s broken pustules combined with a lingering fart from the massive ass of…
