Trump’s Face Decomposing After Bungled Deal With Devil

At campaign event on Sunday, the candidate covered half his face with a promotional cap, wouldn’t let media photograph his eyes

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The moment Trump walked onto the stage in Michigan, observers wondered what he was trying to hide.
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Skin cells melt off the left side of Trump’s obscured face Sunday.
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It’s possible that the Devil has damned Donald Trump with “Squinch Face,” which is not only unattractive, but painful.
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During the last hour of the Michigan rally, Trump pulled his hat even lower over his face causing the crowd to speculate that the “demon rot” had spread to his cheeks and nose.

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