Truth In Satire

Trump Working Closely With Christians To Fast-Track “End-Times” Prophecy

By opening embassy in Jerusalem and triggering Middle East war, president brings exciting biblical prediction closer to reality

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All hell broke out in Gaza on Monday where President Trump is working closely with white evangelicals to boost the timetable for end-times. (Credit: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/israel-gaza-protesters-1.4661561)
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Dr. Robert Jeffress, pastor of First Baptist Church in Dallas and a raging bigot, gave a prayer in Jerusalem on Monday to kick off “end-times” events. (Credit: cbn.com)
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As thousands were wounded during protests in Gaza, Ivanka Trump looked beautiful at the Jerusalem opening wearing a two-piece ensemble by Versace. (Credit: nytimes.com)
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Pastor Jeffress has been counseling Mr. Trump on “how to soar toward heaven when The Rapture comes, despite your enormous size.” (Credit: thedailybeast.com)

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