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Trump Will Wear Old Military Academy Uniform For Parade Spectacle

Completing his transformation to full-blown dictator, president will dress in fake military regalia to attend armed services display

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Aspiring Generalismo Donald Trump has reportedly been experimenting with several military-themed suiting options for his fall 2018 military parade. (Credit: crooksandliars.com)
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Mr. Trump has a team of tailors adding yards of fabric to his old military academy dress uniform so he can act like a powerful tyrant while watching his fake parade. (Credit: thedailybeast.com)
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One of the despot uniforms Mr. Trump has been modeling for use this fall. (Credit: upload.democraticunderground.com
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Mr. Trump has asked for “longer epaulets and more brass” on his fake parade uniform. (Credit: demu.gr/100210200728)
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Mr. Trump (second from left) sometimes wore a parade helmet with a chin strap that kept his mouth shut. Many are hoping he’ll use the same helmet leading up to his public display of American power. (Credit: npr.org)

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