So long, Donnie…and please take your taped tie with you. (Photo: The Independent)

Trump Will Resign By The Summer — Here’s How It’s Going To Happen

A prediction so logical, so entirely plausible, you’ll be feeling more positive by the time you finish reading this post

You think you’ve got a headache, Herr Hopeless? We’ve been wracked with a national migraine for months.
As Adolf Twitler leaves Washington for the last time, he’ll give photographers one final opportunity to snap pictures of his impossibly small hands.

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