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So long, Donnie…and please take your taped tie with you. (Photo: The Independent)

Trump Will Resign By The Summer — Here’s How It’s Going To Happen

A prediction so logical, so entirely plausible, you’ll be feeling more positive by the time you finish reading this post

Mark your calendars, people. The Great White Dope will leave the presidency of his own accord by the summer. It will happen in August, to be more precise. On August 18th, if you need to send out invitations for the resignation party.

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You think you’ve got a headache, Herr Hopeless? We’ve been wracked with a national migraine for months.
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As Adolf Twitler leaves Washington for the last time, he’ll give photographers one final opportunity to snap pictures of his impossibly small hands.

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